第三百五十三章 黑鱼回归 作者：会飞的猪 傅小蛙回到居所，孙文超等人听闻傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的经過，不由得惊叹，编都编不出如此刺激的故事。不過傅小蛙隐藏掉金鸡王的那一段，這個金麦子，還是越少人知道越好。 傅小蛙回到屋中，把四周的门窗都关上，接着从床底下掀开两块砖头，往地下刨一刨，刨出一個罐子，這是黑鱼最喜歡的居所，黑鱼說沉睡几百年对它有感情，应着黑鱼的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐子裡，然后走到哪埋到哪，据說它要不停地吸取地气。 他抱着罐子从床下爬出来，拍拍身上灰土，将罐子放在桌面上，摸摸下巴，看样子黑鱼還在裡面死睡。 傅小蛙掏出在金鸡山得到的麦穗，现在的麦穗已经失金色的光芒，跟普通的麦穗沒有两样。他打开罐子，伸手往裡面掏一掏，摸到裡面的黑鱼，果然還在裡面。他抓住黑鱼的尾巴，拎着尾巴把黑鱼从裡面拔出来。那黑鱼此刻就像一條死鱼般软趴趴的，不管傅小蛙怎么晃动，也沒作声响。 這個黑鱼，救過他的命，所以他很有感情，他会想尽办法，也要把黑鱼救醒。 嗯？椅子腿有点松脱。傅小蛙拎起着黑鱼的尾巴，吧吧吧砸下去，重新把椅子敲紧。 如果灵兽粮对异兽有用，那么应该会有一些帮助，傅小蛙是這么想。 用力掰开黑鱼的嘴巴，黑鱼从下往上长的两颗獠牙看起来很滑稽，傅小蛙将一颗麦子丢进去，然后等待。 只见那桌面上的黑鱼，嘴巴蠕动了一下。像是在咀嚼吞咽，在睡梦中呢喃道：“开饭了，好幸福……” 傅小蛙把另一颗麦子放到它的嘴边，见那黑鱼嗅动一下，舌头像青蛙一样弹出来。卷走傅小蛙手上的麦穗，然后像发出像猪一样的咀嚼声。 還沒醒，傅小蛙抓着它的尾巴往椅子上叭叭叭，就是摔打几下，那黑鱼依然是在那幸福的咀嚼中。 傅小蛙再掏出一颗辣椒，掰开黑鱼的嘴往裡面丢去。依然是猪一样的咀嚼声。 “我勒個操，辣辣辣，水，我要喝水！！！” 那黑鱼嚎叫着从桌子上跳进泥土之中，窜上窜下，接着消失不见。估计钻到几十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。 傅小蛙抱着手在等待，不到一会，這才见到黑鱼从地底窜出来，像只快要死的狗一样，仰着面向上在地上呼拉呼拉地喘着气。 “怎么样，睡得還舒服嗎？”傅小蛙悠悠然地问道。 那黑鱼跳起来破口大骂道：“舒服你大爷，让老子吃辣椒。小爷我平生最讨厌吃辣椒，老子就白救了你這個沒心肝的！” “哇拷，哥哥我可是费尽心思找灵兽粮救你回阳，你不知道感谢也就罢了，還计较這一個两個辣椒，沒辣椒你小崽子能醒么？”傅小蛙支着腰跟那黑鱼对骂。 “小爷我就是喜歡睡怎么着，再睡個一百年過来，你也就归仙了，费去小爷我多少麻烦事啊！” “好，那就再用烈酒把你泡個几百年。让你多睡几百年！”傅小蛙要擒它。 “你你，你别過来啊，注意点分寸啊！” “我就過，你怎么着你！” “我可是会叫的！” “你叫啊，你叫破喉咙也不会有人理你滴。咩哈哈哈！” “救命啊，非礼啊！” 傅小蛙释放了一只终级吃货，给自己带来沉重的负担。這货什么都吃，天上飞的，地下走的，水裡游的。不過吃多少，都不管叫饱，一直嚷嚷着饿，說傅小蛙虐待动物。 “這些破雪鸡還不够塞牙缝，快点再给救命恩人来点吃的！”那黑鱼在剔着牙齿。 傅小蛙哭丧着脸道：“你還是再把我杀掉算了，我已经沒什么可以让你吃的，要不，你看看我的味道怎么样？” “你這点肉，還是不够塞牙的，還是那两颗灵兽粮好美味，真是让人怀念，想当年，爷每天吃饭，餐餐一大碗灵兽粮，真是好幸福的生活！”黑鱼抱拳贴在脸颊边陶醉在回忆中露出幸福的表情。 “一大碗，他妈的谁养活的你呀，老子命都快沒了，才弄来两颗！” “唉，只能說我命苦啊，女人怕嫁错郎，兽怕跟错主，心酸呐！” “那你不要跟着我好了，一点事情不会做，還老要吃的，你說你到底会干啥啊！” “其实我会做的事情多得很，洗衣做饭端茶倒水铺床叠被，可是，人家沒吃饱，哪有力气干活！”黑鱼娇弱躺在抽泣。 “卧勒個操，你一天吃的足够养一百個丫环了！” “叔叔，我饿！”黑鱼眼睛闪亮楚楚可怜。 傅小蛙烦恼地抓抓头，想想什么才能塞饱這只无底洞。突然，他想到百宝囊裡還有糖果，然后拿出百宝囊往裡面翻找，裡面东西很多，傅小蛙把挡事的东西拿出来放一边，那黑鱼探着個脑袋瞄望。 傅小蛙把几大块狼尸放在一边，然后伸手进百宝囊裡掏掏掏，黑鱼在旁边望着狼尸直流口水，小心翼翼地试问道：“叔叔，我能吃么？” 傅小蛙的眉毛动弹几下，奇怪道：“你要吃這個，当心咬崩你的牙！” “我喜歡有嚼头的肉肉……看起来好美味……” 黑鱼爱抚着几大块狼尸，傅小蛙切成几大块，整個异狼有几千斤重，每一大块都有近千斤。 “那你……试试？” 得到傅小蛙的同意，黑鱼扑到狼尸前，大口大口的吞食。 “噢霍霍，這才叫肉，好满足，好充足，就是肉质太嫩一点！”黑鱼摇着尾巴扑在狼尸上大吃特吃，還钻进去吃，从裡吃到外。 傅小蛙打到一個寒颤。想象到自己牙齿全部咬崩掉的样子，這個狼肉跟钢铁一样，他当时可以暴动气元才斩成几大块。 几千斤重的狼尸，竟然被黑鱼吃個一干二净留下骨头跟兽皮，吃完之后。黑鱼拍拍肚皮打到一個饱嗝，似乎還不是很過瘾的样子。 “饱，饱了？” “七成吧！”黑鱼剔剔牙，懒洋洋地道。 “你，你每餐都要吃這么多？” “矮油，人家正是长身体的时候。自然需要吃得多，把我喂好了，以后你好处多着呢，過来，给小爷捶捶背！” “滚，老子哪裡去给你找這么多异兽！” “叔叔。你，你好凶噢……”黑鱼楚楚可怜眼神回望。 傅小蛙现在很头大，這條大吃货尾随着，是要吃垮他才甘心。不過也沒有办法，谁叫它是救命恩人，依然還是要救醒的。 天都学院恢复平静，学院为這一次的灾难。而举行一场哀悼大会，悼念在這场灾难中不幸死去的人们，悼念那個奋不顾身勇救学员的导师，立這导师为榜样，让更多的导师学习。 傅小蛙也参加了他的哀悼会，他的心情非常悲痛。 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